I just did a 4 second google image search for drink holder plates; I haven’t done any research, so I can’t really reccomend this particular one.

My neck is cringing at the thought of this. Yes, it’s only on average about 6oz of liquid, but this shit looks miserable. We need a support that runs down the back and attaches to your pants/shorts like suspenders; let’s over-engineer this shit.

Or, you could use something like this, and not have all the weight on your neck

You’re a whore for being interested in sex? Damn, I’m such a whore.

As long as there's one of those disembodied jiggling butt plus vagina things around the back, I'm fine with it

So one of its 3 hands has two fingers - not sure that makes it seem like an average person

“there’s a battle going on Scarif, the beach planet”
God. Dammit.
I get that every damn planet has to just have one consistent geography for some reason, but ‘beach planet’ takes the fucking cake. Is there just one land mass that snakes across the planet, and none of it is more than a mile from ocean? Or maybe it’s just…

Anybody else weirded out by the fingernails on that grabber module? It doesn’t even seem like it needs to be shaped like a human hand, since it appears a vacuum is sucking picking shit up.

It must be a regional thing. When I worked in news, almost all the new, freshly graduated reporters from the University of Missouri absolutely raved about the place. The closest Chipotle was an hour and a half away, and when I went there for shoots, I’d routinely get asked to bring back a burrito. So it’d sit for…

I’ve done chocolate edibles that, while they didn’t look much different than any square of chocolate, were individually sealed, with their dosage clearly marked. It’s not something (unless you take it out of the package and put it in a bowl of unwrapped candy), that anybody is going to mistake for a Hershey’s bar.

Candy seems to be generally sold with dosages, etc., but it’s pretty easy to just ditch the package and dump the, i don’t know Weed-i-o’s into regular Peach-i-o’s to get around security, etc.

I’ve had a couple types of edibles, and none of them tasted particularly...good. Chocolate with oregano comes to mind. It was enjoyable, but not ‘candy-good’

They talked about using contractors, who’d almost certainly use something with more than a ~500 gram payload, with a small range.

Generally speaking, their sample size of about 40 is more representative than your sample size of 1,tho...

That’s not how statistics works, though.

You’re right, even stuffed cats aren’t safe from comedic deaths.

“Why Do Cats Die Funny and Dog Dies Sad in Movies?”

Now that’s what I call a salad.

Yum, so many little crevices in that twisting mechanism for sauce/soup to get caked into...

And “you’ll absolutely believe this isn’t mayo” didn’t come across well with the focus groups.