“give handies through the side window of your PT.”
While I love the idea of a traveling tug-job-mobile, who’s going to stand *outside* a car with their dick through a window? That’s like the most awkward orgasm I can imagine, although still slightly better than sitting inside a cum-reeking PT Cruiser...

Alright, kid at :08. Is that seriously where you want to be standing while people are hooning? At least those dudes behind the tree have a tiny bit of protection.
I can’t tell which is worse, the adult next to the kid who doesn’t mind them almost getting hit by a car, or the 2 behind them, sitting on the curb in…

It’s been said (probably better) before, but the people who need a feature like this are not the folks who are going to find and install an app to solve a problem they don’t know they have.
Until this becomes a mandatory feature (that can be manually disabled, most likely), there’s no way it’s going to get adopted.

I sat here for a full minute thinking you meant the hands at the end of your own arms.
“Like, I’m pretty familiar with them; been attached to me all my life. Who is this advice for, people who just got a hand transplant?”

I’m not putting my pen is anywhere near that saw blade.

I’m not putting my pen is anywhere near that saw blade.

I can’t picture anything more organized and protected than the photo I posted. Plus, it has wheels. Who wants to carry all that shit around when they have to fix something?@@!!/

I can’t picture anything more organized and protected than the photo I posted. Plus, it has wheels. Who wants to…

Dude, it’s called a pickup.

Dude, it’s called a pickup.

Practically all these devices have at least one vent hole in the battery compartment

“In 20 of the 25 cited incidents in the USFA report, the battery malfunctioned while the e-cigarette was plugged into a USB port and recharging.”

Not a cloud chaser myself, but it definitely sounds like chargers are to blame much more essentially shorting out a battery

You ask that light anyone would ever say no

1:45 “I was like, what, you got a bomb in your pocket...*wink* or you just happy to see me?”

Need to go full 'murica with a GT'rDun badge

Come on, though. How many video games, even with huge fan bases, have been turned into successful movies, let alone franchises? I’ll give you Tomb Raider and Resident Evil, and then all I can come up with are some pretty awful movies.
I’m just saying that movies based on video games are pretty damn risky, financially.…

I mean, I love the concept, but I think pitching a new franchise as a multi-part series is a much bigger risk than spreading out an existing franchise. It looks like the budget was over $100 million; do you really think many studios are going to say, ‘yeah, let’s commit to double that, and hopefully the first one…

The idea didn’t sound like ‘a Warcraft movie without orcs’ so much as a movie where humans are the protagonists, and orcs are a motivating threat/antagonist who don’t need a ton of character development beyond ‘holy shit, those guys are going to kill everybody.’

That sort of hinges on the first one actually being a success, though... Kind of a big risk for a studio to sign off on.

Still, that seems like a much better concept.

#thanks,obama

Saving a few seconds of work is cool.
Feeling like a goddamn Nascar pit crew is priceless.
*vw’reeeeeeeeeets*

Loving my ‘06 Vibe. Not pretty, not sporty, but I’ve fit a lazy boy in the cargo space, and kayaks on top more times than I can count. And I’m sure I could leave it unlocked in my shitty neighborhood and never have to worry about it getting stolen.

And you’ll displace 72 ounces of water in the bowl, so you’re conserving water! It’s totally green.