I’m a clumsy person who doesn’t go anywhere without a case on my phone. Also, listening for the sound *after* it hits the ground isn’t terribly proactive...

80% success rate? So I can probably drop my phone 4 times, but watch out for number 5*?


*Yes, I realize that’s not how probability works, but damn.

Hell, put a hinge on it and let people fill it with candy or something.

“give handies through the side window of your PT.”
While I love the idea of a traveling tug-job-mobile, who’s going to stand *outside* a car with their dick through a window? That’s like the most awkward orgasm I can imagine, although still slightly better than sitting inside a cum-reeking PT Cruiser...

“5,300 mAh battery”, which should be about the size of a compact flashlight, in a form factor that won’t fit into even the roomiest of pants pockets.
Seriously, what the hell is filling 90% of the space in this thing?

or Pintershits

“it’s better than a modified version of Monopoly where you get shot at every time you land on a property with a hotel.”

I had this guy for years without anything breaking. It was a freaking champ. The inline playback controller didn’t have a display, but it was so freaking convenient.

I’m only at level 8 or 9, but it seems like the game has 3 pretty distinct phases :

“Joshua — the Battle of Jericho”

Is it weird that I’m a dude and kind of like this phone? 5", water resistance, unique shape. The biggest drawback is the 16GB ROM (so, flash storage, or is this really Read Only Memory?)

Robots are super cuddly

On the other hand, I like driving my car, but I’d be upset if someone drove theirs around my lawn.

“respite from one popular mobile game which will remain nameless”

Is it really remaining nameless if it’s in the title of the article?

I think they’re saying that this sammich will help fuel a good pokemon hunt. Nutrition is very important to the IRL aspect of the game.

Double-decker Segway or bust

Alright, kid at :08. Is that seriously where you want to be standing while people are hooning? At least those dudes behind the tree have a tiny bit of protection.
I can’t tell which is worse, the adult next to the kid who doesn’t mind them almost getting hit by a car, or the 2 behind them, sitting on the curb in…

It’s been said (probably better) before, but the people who need a feature like this are not the folks who are going to find and install an app to solve a problem they don’t know they have.
Until this becomes a mandatory feature (that can be manually disabled, most likely), there’s no way it’s going to get adopted.

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Thanks, Kinja, for not making it clear what comments are in response to what.
Vincent said being a male in Minnesota was a crime, and I said I’ve been to Minnesota, and totally seen dudes there. Guess they’re all criminals...or something...