I think the joke is that they’re alkaline batteries you’d have to replace instead of recharge, which would be incredibly inefficient.

You just get one floating breast...with tentacles...and an eye instead of the nipple.
Shit, it’s just a Beholder. You get to be a beholder.

Not with that attitude, you can’t.

I’m another dry cereal eater. You’re not alone

On Edge of Tomorrow, except the tagline would be 'live, keep living, repeat'

Delivered to your door? Why the hell would you not fly to Russia and try to drive it across the Bering Strait?

And this craigslist ad is now hanging, framed, on their wall. Much like a pair of logs on a Tesla windshield

I think a roommate had the same shot roulette thing in college, and I remember it being incredibly unbalanced. I mean, you’re still drinking, which is the point, but if you end up with some creme de menthe bullshit on 2 black and it comes up every third spin, the game is decidedly less interesting/fun.

I think a roommate had the same shot roulette thing in college, and I remember it being incredibly unbalanced. I…

Which is a great plan unless you had your wipers on intermittently the night before, forgot to turn them off, got freezing rain overnight and got to hear the groan of an angry wiper motor when you hit the ignition.

I think it’s an inverse relationship. The smaller the dick, the more cylinders to compensate.

It’s fine. He narrowly survives the human barbeque, knocks up a nurse who is inexplicably also a princess, and becomes more machine than a man. Origin complete.

As a verbal cue, “Miss universe 2015...Phillipenes” sort of makes sense, since it’s basically what you’d say announcing it, but damn, the layout on that card is pretty awkward

I don’t think I’ve ever in my life taken my hand off the wheel to use the turn signal. With your left hand at ~8:00, it’s a tiny shift up or down and an extended middle/index finger to move the turn signal, and then the same extended finger automagically passes by the turn signal as you straighten the wheel out.

The joke’s on all of you. He actually built a giant house outside of his actual bedroom. I mean, duh.

“This is America. We point American here”

I’m trying to figure out how to get a flight from Omaha to Minneapolis with a layover in Singapore, but Expedia is being shitty.

But most of the 128 GB cards there are between $60 and $70. 43 seems like a pretty nice deal

But most of the 128 GB cards there are between $60 and $70. 43 seems like a pretty nice deal

I usually keep a little bottle of the Mio energy (or off-brand stuff, which is a little cheaper) at my desk. Doesn’t need refrigeration, no calories, and easy to choose dosing (half a glass for a little caffeine or a bigger dose before a long meeting) without picking between drinking a whole can or throwing a bunch…

“ But every once in a while we would get people coming in and asking if we sold the separate ingredients for them to take home and cook themselves.”

I originally though, y’know, there’s a restaurant called Papa Murphey’s, which does sell uncooked take and bake pizzas, and is pretty easy to confuse with Papa John’s, but…

I picked up one of the Kmashi 15,000 mAh ones, and find myself leaving it behind just because it’s so (relatively) heavy*. Hello, little zinc buddy.


*also, something like 8 hours to charge fully

I picked up one of the Kmashi 15,000 mAh ones, and find myself leaving it behind just because it’s so (relatively)…