Um, right-handed leftie here.

My only complaint is that it takes *forever* to charge, but I’m really digging it.

My only complaint is that it takes *forever* to charge, but I’m really digging it.

Honestly, though, the thought of pancakes cooked over the crispy remnants of fish sort of had my mouth watering. I’m not sure why...

Free shipping on something like a 50 gallon rolling garbage can never ceases to amaze me.

Free shipping on something like a 50 gallon rolling garbage can never ceases to amaze me.

Personally, I only go to restaurants an hour before they open, or 3 minutes before they close. I find it gives me the quickest service, and somehow there’s always a free table.

Dude, NOBODY goes to restaurants at peak hours. Everybody knows that.

/s

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.

Well, yes, but I’m not sure if this woman is a BCO reader...

“ That shift I had 16 chairs in my section initially, but between extra chairs being pulled up and people standing, I was probably serving 30-35 people.”

Birthday girl should have just gone to the dock side bar. They’re clearly more flexible there.

KFC Double Down?

It’s more psychological warfare. Enemy officers have the same reaction and tap on their (non-touchscreen) monitors instead of actually shooting at the tank.

“For your standard big-ass wedding, the bride and groom usually block off hotel rooms or give you a choice of hotels. And the choices are always a) the expensive joint, or b) the cheap, sad, loser hotel located 20 miles away. And then you pick the cheap hotel, and EVERYONE ELSE stays at the expensive joint.”

This is…

Yeah, that’s not a ‘press circle to do something horrible’ prompt at all.

I firmly believe half the people who signed are taking it sarcastically, and half are taking it completely seriously - and both halves think the other half are idiots

Damn, the Kmashi 15,000 mAh external battery just got delivered to my desk, and now there’s an Anker one on sale. Guess it was an alright impulse buy, though.

Damn, the Kmashi 15,000 mAh external battery just got delivered to my desk, and now there’s an Anker one on sale.…

*walks to the patent office carrying nothing but a ruled notebook page with “Helium Bewb Implantz” scribbled on it, and this gif playing on a smartphone*

I just assumed he was trying to ask for a Zima, loudly, without letting other bar patrons know he wanted a cheerleader beer.

Ketchup? What a goddamned pussy.

;)

I drive past this place every once in a while, and have to wonder how you can do a decent job of making Fajitas, burgers, AND Chinese food.
Also, puns aside, “Stop in and KETCHUP with the ‘best’ “ makes me wonder if they have a grasp of how quotes work.