“A library”? What is that, some sort of a woke place?

free stuff? Libraries? SOCIALISM!!!

Sure. What the worst could happen?

Actually, this kind of thing makes me believe there is a God.

Bold of you to assume that any of these idiots would want to visit a library.

Elon just misspoke. Instead of “gray area”, he meant to say “white area”. To Elon and his newly found MAGA friends, you’re just a visiting entrepreneur when you’re white and come to the US to work. BUT, if you’re not white and come to the US to work, you’re part of the illegal mob of disease ridden vermin brought here…

Because Captain America is formed in a War and is a Soldier fighting Nazis.

He basically turned Bruce into Frank Castle.

One of my many questions is why guys like Snyder fixate on characters like Batman? There’s so many other fictional characters (including superheroes) who would fit Snyder’s violent worldview better, and that he could use without alienating part of a large fanbase.

I read your first paragraph in Dennis Hopper's coked out "Apocalypse Now" voice and it really works.

Zack Synder’s fans: “He’s a poet. A genius. A master storyteller whose incredible vision is wasted on his critics.”

I agree about Marvel, but this also applies to blockbusters in general. They are always dismissed as “not art” and “not real movies,” and it is such a shame, because many of these movies tell us a lot of things about our culture and do deserve a closer look. Also, it’s ok to be entertained? Like, entertaining is a…

I cannot think of anything I’d like to see LESS than a Miles Morales movie from Sony and Amy “I’m going to utterly ruin as many of these characters as possible so they’re literal poison should the rights ever go back to Marvel” Pascal.

(Spider-Verse doesn’t count, Pascal has publicly said she didn’t have any input into…

This shot of Deadpool in the snowy forest... I think this is Sokovia during the opening of Age of Ultron.

I love me some alliteration as well, but I would’ve gone with Multiversal Mayhem, as that is much more front and center than the mutants. Sad there’s no sign of Domino in here, she was great in Deadpool 2.

Looks like someone discovered that the right-wing media bubble didn’t pay as well as she’d hoped.

“As a sign of X Corp’s commitment to free speech”

Surprised you didn’t mention that the new multiverse looks like Yggrasdil the World Tree. And that Loki repeats what he told Odin in the first Thor movie: “For you. For all of us.”

Avatar was previously adapted in 2010 by M. Night Shyamalan and was... kind of a mess!

Why wouldn’t this have a tether on it? Anyway, I know who I’m not loaning my tools to.