@FreezingColdTakes

The mighty Achilles

This article is the best. It also has aged terribly in the past 6 hours.

This column isn’t aging well, Burnenko.

Well done - spit my Malbec all over my keyboard...

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

I’d love to!

These are all awesome cars!

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

“Master Race ” genes at their finest....

Evil eats its way from the inside out.

“Murrah is currently out on $2,000 bond”

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

Imagine:

Conversely when I clobber nuggets I get awkward angle floaters. 

My undergraduate degree was in astrophysics. I decided not to try to pursue it as a career in part because of people like this author who do not understand the value of science or how amazing it is that astronomers can actually image a black hole (FYI: astronomers take photographs to gather data, not to make pretty…

This one was better than the Nurkic video, mainly because we didn’t have to see a referee blindly kick her broken leg while carelessly stepping over her. 

I’m your same height, 40 years old and married to a woman who is close to 6 feet tall. I’ve never cared about what people think of me and how tall or short I am and neither has my wife. It doesn’t matter. If there are those who think its a big deal then those folks are probably losers anyway.

Maybe start worrying about that pot-belly of yours.

Or, and I know I’m being crazy here, you can stop giving a fuck about your apparent height.