Came here to make a similar comment. Knowing full well there was little chance I would be the first.

Their love of Xs and Qs suggest they probably are mutants and/or supervillains.

Isn't a trophy for second place in a two sided fight the definition of a participation trophy?

Hey hey, the Mexicans aren't made of wall-money!

I use the winking face a lot to indicate light humor. Now I learn it apparently stands for flirting. Sorry random coworkers, friends and family.

The AV Club proudly presents

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Featuring that sweet Laurel Canyon sound of Dawes.

Firefly won't be appearing.

A sentinel is on it's way as we speak.

I know a guy with black hair. Only, in the summer he gets two very distinct red stripes running from front to back. I'm pretty sure he's an X-man.

While I endorse punching Nazis, I'm not too fond of the antifa movement. Their rejection of the state is something they appear to have in common with a lot of extreme right groups, even if that rejection is derived from opposite viewpoints. And of course true fascists don't reject the state, but most current extreme…

Yeah, when I was writing that comment, I started to see the flaw in it. The director of communications is probably supposed to be a force in the background (like Malcolm Tucker), not someone doing the actual talking like The Mooch did.

Wow. Those first few minutes are the definition of a shit eating grin.

TV magic can still be fun. Either the magician has to let the TV audience (partly) in on the trick, so you're complicit with the magician instead of the target of the illusion. Or they really have to convince you that the illusion is done without camera trickery, by having a live audience that you truly believe isn't…

Yeah. In the best stuff I've seen from Penn and Teller, they were working for two audiences at once. The people seeing the tricks in real life that are fooled by it and the TV audience seeing the same thing happening, but can see what's going on. Both have to be entertained. Those that can see the workings of the…

Or cocaine.








Why did it take half an hour for someone to make this necessary addition? What are we doing here? Maybe we deserve Kinja.

I guess poker also isn't your kind of card game? I have a friend who has a very similar reaction to poker because people don't show their hands at the end.

Near 40% approval for this guy is unbelievable to an outside observer like myself, as is 30%. 15% I could get, but anything over is baffling.

I'll take my 25000 months of free streaming on up to two screens at once please.
hacker, excited that his plan is paying of

Also, you can't lay some pretty harsh economic sanctions on a country and expect them not to respond in any way. Kicking out some diplomatic staff is hardly overreacting and little more than a symbolic response. Whether those sanctions are justified in the eyes of an unbiased outsider (if one would exist) is besides…

Translation:
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yeah, I guess it makes sense.

Good try. But you circled back to the point at hand. So I'm afraid it was too coherent for a Trump impression.