It's the pork of poultry.

Well, if you count every vote that wasn't for Trump as a vote against him and do the same for Clinton, you can argue that both candidates got more than 50% of votes against them.
But that's a strange way to look at it. I hope some people voted FOR a candidate, not just against one or both of the main contenders.

Also, a key strategy is to make gasoline the most valued commodity whilst also burning through it as fast as possible with strange fire spitting vehicles and gear.

Oh god, it still boggles my mind that I didn't burn the house down as a kid.
I used to convert tea lights in to foot high raging flames. Inside my bedside wooden shelves.
I used to screw the top of a spray bottle onto a bottle of lighter fluid to create a flame thrower.
Stuff like that.

On the one hand, you should definitely vote for the candidate that most closely represents your opinions. I have voted "strategical" several times, in a multi party system where it actually can be effective, and regretted it every time.

I clicked the Hermitage link, hoping to see that exact room.

White people eat airline food like this. Black people eat airline food like this!

Best Indian meal I've had was in Paramaribo, Suriname. And I've been to India.
If you know a little about Suriname history, that might not be surprising because the Dutch brought a lot of Hindu people from India to Suriname to work on the plantations. Not exactly as slaves, but it wasn't far of.
But if you know some…

Somehow I get burning bowel movements from Thai but not from Indian food. It's one of life's mysteries.

Also, unlike Indian, those cuisines don't use a lot of dairy so vegetarian usually is also vegan there.

One of the strangest things I've seen was in Pakistan. Walking on a busy street was a stark naked man whose evenly tanned skin said he hadn't seen clothing for a long time. Both he and the other people on the street seemed to think this was perfectly normal.
That has to have been a high level Jain. Very interesting…

You seem to know everything about South Asian cuisines. I'm going to Sri Lanka next Monday. Any tips?

Seconded. I once took my girlfriend to a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London. The food was good but not memorable.
The cocktails we had before on the other hand, we still talk about over ten years later. A martini for me and some kind of non alcoholic fruit concoction for her, both subtly but deliciously…

Nothing against meat out of the tandoor, but the main purpose of the tandoor is making naan.

How can something described as "crumbly, impossibly light fractals of fried crispiness" wig anybody out? That sounds utterly delicious. It looks very tasty on the photo as well.

I assume scrapple is some kind of crispy fried apple dish, possibly containing groats. I will do no research to test this assumption.

And of course our Dutch ancestors were converting bodies of water and swamps into dry land for centuries before that. The Delta works and Afsluitdijk are just the latest (and greatest) efforts.

Assuming you're the smartest person in the room and actually being it, are vastly different things.

I am not sure what you are not getting here, Mr. Genuis. White people playing black people just has such a heavy historical stigma in the US, it's not okay. Not in any context. Just like in my country something like denying the Holocaust is never okay, not even as a joke. Whereas we celebrate a children's holiday that…

I think you'll find Twelve Dates for Christmas did it best.