I admire you. I don't understand you, but I admire you. You are the Buddha of gifting.

Well, I haven't seen Expanse so I can't judge, but it is of course possible that this show does the 'multiple story lines in multiple settings' thing worse than GoT, that does it exceptionally well.

Can it be three things?

Star Wars fans! We were one of the few film connoisseurs who already could see the new Star Wars and although we still can not reveal everything we can assure you one thing: the nifty little green man is there again! YES !!!

Yeah, you're probably right. If you've never had whisky, better start with something a bit more accessible, like a Balvenie double wood.

And they are absolutely right.

The Bechdel test has very exact rules:
Women have dialogue together that is not about men at least once: PASS.
Otherwise: FAIL

Well… I love George Costanza and Curb's Larry David, but they are anti-heroes, not heroes. Even if Larry is often right (George not so much), I don't think their response to situations should be emulated if you want to have a nice life in a society.

No jokes, but I've never laughed harder.

It's not harmful, it might stink a little, but washes away easily, no scrubbing required. I learned from Madonna that it cures athlete's foot. I don't know if that is true, but I never have stinky feet.

Actually, I'm always astonished how much Darwin got right in the original theory. He included a lot of not-obvious specifics, like sexual selection.

If Trump wins the general elections in the US, Marine le Pen in France and Geert Wilders in my own country, the terrorists have truly won. I really hope this is an unlikely scenario, but I fear for the world if it pans out like that.

Ok, your perfect line of reasoning has convinced me. I will concede that the prequels are worse when it comes to storytelling. They tell the wrong story as a prequel to the original, too much explaining of things that are better left mysterious, too little unexpected developments and new insights and too much cheap…

The midichlorians are pretty stupid, but the force was always about some people being more special than others. Luke didn't just work hard and start believing in himself, he was the 'chosen one' like in pretty much any generic fantasy story.

Yeah, you tell it! The word is obviously Tolkieniest.

Hmm, and I thought I would convince all of you instantly with my wisdom.

Hey, you guys could also just realize that all six Star Warses are pretty crappy, yet enjoyable space-romps. Both trilogies have different flaws and different positives. Of course Jar Jar is the worst. And I laughed out loud in the theater at the cliched and horribly acted death scene of Anakins mother. But I also…

The soccer game was supposed to be the big one. One terrorist with a ticket to the match detonates his bombs among the fans in the stadium (during the international, live televised match), two others wait outside to explode their bombs in the panicking crowd as they flee the stadium.

tl;drvi

But will he be able to get [object] from [dangerous location] before [cataclysmic event]?