You’ll also be spitting on Hideo Kojima’s magnum opus.

Or, as a mechanic, maybe don't abuse your power and get fired. It's not like this was some honest mistake, they were going to buy and eat food in his car which is very clearly using it for personal reasons, not working on his car.

Or perhaps they shouldn’t be taking customer cars for their lunch breaks...

Holy cow! Best of luck. You’ll need it.

That said, I’d probably run over bunnies with a school bus to own just one of these rides.

This is not a garage, it’s an investment portfolio, and it’s time to sell.

Yup:

Honestly want to strangle everyone who asks this fucking question.

“What’s your favorite car?”

They’re just lucky it wasnt a Panther tank they ran into.

I thought tilling the land by hand was part of Turtle Hermit’s training.

Must be the same guy:

Extremely low level. It’s moving way too fast to be taking off.

He has the gear up, there is no way that was a take off.

I don’t know who this “Gengis” fellow is, but Genghis Khan would probably rock a Dartz.