Your username is charming!

So that basically confirms it. The PC Port Troll was just a cover to effectively poison the rumor so fully anyone who broke it would be laughed out of the room. Got to hand it to Square genius.

I had a feeling these puppets had a Muppet vibe to them. Just something about the puppetry and design of the puppets makes them unique.

So wait, you’re saying that those puppets being from the Jim Henson company was NOT completely obvious?

Responses like this makes me sympathize with creators just making the games they want to make instead of catering to fans. It’s hard to cater to fans when the most vocal ones are entitled shitheads, like this guy here.

people expected what Nintendo promises and usually delivers:

Wow! Angry jeebus people are irrational. I mean, is being gay a “birth defect” or can a child be “indoctrinated” via “psycho-emotional rape?”

What a bunch of shitheads. By the way, great example of Christ-like behavior there, parents. I’m sure your kids have all learn the lesson that it’s okay to be cruel to others if they don’t, think, act, or live the same way you do well.

Exactly. People are whiny.
Didn’t get much this week? Fine, wait a month and there will be another Nintendo Direct to tell you about new stuff again.
It’s not exactly rocket surgery.

there was nothing interesting for me coming from nintendo this year for sure but those puppets are amazing!

I guess I’ll just have to wait for the next Nintendo Direct to get more news :shrug:

The only thing I want to know is... will I still get to see Cloud crossdressing in HD? And will I be able to put him in questionable situations of dubious consent with a lot of shirtless, sweaty men while he is in said crossdressing dressyness?

If they cut the scenes like this, I’m boycotting.

I know what you mean man. There aren’t any dragons in this game either. They should totally add some dragons to appeal to a wider audience.

better than earth sex, i presume