Whose Party Line is It Anyway?

Patriotism is better than nationalism.  People get those confused all the time.

The inferior pretzel chain at our mall... Pretzel Time/Maker was the better choice.

“Tolerance is not a moral absolute; it is a peace treaty. Tolerance is a social norm because it allows different people to live side-by-side without being at each other’s throats. It means that we accept that people may be different from us, in their customs, in their behavior, in their dress, in their sex lives, and…

The only reason I don’t have one is because I wasn’t an E-5 when my unit was applying for it.

My only memory of this game was begging my mom to buy it for me, when I saw it, weirdly, in a new display of games at the local HEB.

She didn’t...

Yep. A light jacket is something you *can* get away with if you want to wear one, but you have no need to. Any temperature I can still wear shorts in, but have to think about whether I should... That’s the perfect temperature.

Yep, benevolent sexism is a thing.

Not to mention the bright Exit sign over the window, while the dim one is over the real exit...

I live in Beaumont, and one of my coworker’s just said this verbatim when I read this out.

It is super obvious that some people’s whole role-playing toolbox was to just be the tool, without the box.

This is where you find out that F&F and Transformers are somehow the same universe.

Plz nerf.

First couple of hours?  Twenty hours is the ‘first couple of hours’?  Assumptions aren’t wild after almost a full day of gameplay.

So, does Nintendo make changes to this character or do they wait for the inevitable sequel/re-release?

Short-term MMO framework is the perfect way to describe this.

Wrong, it’s the original corporate, PR-speak.

Shame for reminding me just how much I wanted Alpha Protocol to get sequels...

More people need to be cut from this Terry cloth.