As a former employee of Pretzel Time/Pretzel Maker... Auntie Anne’s sucks.

That’s free food, right there.  The sign says so.

Silly Pooh Bear.

Our doctorate program has a Mr. Strange and and a Ms. Pepper in it right now, and I’d argue it’s exactly that reason.

Kinda prefer Captain Marvel and the Clash at Demonhead.

No biggie. Queue means forming a line (which works for this instance, technically). Cue means ‘to signal’, so what you said could also mean ‘bring on the trolls’. So, this wasn’t even an attempt to shame your spelling, as much as I like talking about grammar semantics.

I’d argue, that while ‘queue’ works, and was what was intended... Cue would probably have worked better in that sentence.

As a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, I am offended as well...  Some of our best fathers are Pizza Rats!

Waited tables in mid aughts... I was often working during heavy religious traffic periods, (Wedneday night, and Sunday morning). Often got a note left that my tip was a ‘donation made to their church in my name, thanks (Bourbon Dingo)!’

whittled the wood with his teeth

If his ass is still running in 2106, I better not still be alive too.

Womp womp.

TimeSlotLess

Also, welcome to Southeast Texas.

So, should I wait for Ni No Kuni to drop in price on my PS4, or should I take advantage of this Steam Sale?

Proper Switch Animal Crossing or bust.

Sean Penn’s son sounds like what Larry the Cable Guy would say to invite you into his truck.

Say no more.

Are there only Mexican restaurants in DC? You’d think most of these people would at least figure out that they might want to avoid those locations, right?

Thank you for sharing the good and the bad...