If this’ll help...

Money Shot! (SFW, I promise).

The Bjork shot gets worse the longer you look at it.

Your dick isn’t going to play the victory theme from Final Fantasy VII

The wrong side of the submarine.

Never even realized that TB is my age. Fuck...

Needed to end with, “Sad!”

Kinda like in Arkham where Batman just straight up runs over people.

Personal rule is no more than 7 years in either direction.

Extra large cheese graters.

Having watched him at a comic-con or two interact with kids, he absolutely fits the bill.

‘Story Bits’ being the additional currency you can use to unlock the story.

This almost feels like a bait-and-switch statement.

“Don’t have it. Some people say I might, but I don’t. I have the best regularity. Ask my doctor, some people say I have the best bowel movements.”

It’s one of the biggest arguments on the forums, in that, Paradox is really scaring away potential customers, because of how essential many things are. Paradox bakes in some of what they call ‘essential changes’ in free patches that come out alongside DLC release, but all of the cool stuff that has essentially become…

Also, be aware that this is like a dealer telling you the first fix is free.

Pay very close attention to the amount of DLC (and what it contains) before getting into.

He’s early first season Michael Scott. I’m not giving him any more credit than that.

Sounds like a Sisqo song.