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Bourbon Dingo
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Someone told me I’d like this game because I liked Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley. An hour or so proved them wrong. Am I missing something by not delving deeper into it? Or is it just kinda a ‘get points, spend it on getting more points, get more points, spend it... as nauseum.’?

Hey, now. Beastiality is a slippery slope. I don’t want to head down that rabbit hole.

‘Everyone’s prejudiced’ is what people should use....

I dry off most of my body in the bathtub so I’m not flinging water everywhere. The bathmat is to stand on while I finish drying the soles of my feet.

Not only this, but having a block of monsters going at once is often a good way to wreck a party (or maybe specifically one person).

Least popular? Chargers.

This has so many meanings, right now.

Not afraid to kill at all. Just afraid of dying.

Technically, diet is a formal deliberative assembly.

If they’ve been standing 150 years or more? Hell, I’d take that. Here, check out SPLC’s infographic about when these monuments were put up.

Just mad that Trump didn’t condemn them directly while winking unsubtley at the camera.

Religion is a helluva drug.

I never read The Handmaid’s Tale but I assume it takes place in present-day Edina.

I prefer to lead in with my tolerant left.

In the military, we called them waterfall passwords.

Tito’s is absolutely worth the price.

“We think that too.”

Um, I call every owner Mr. Jeffernut, except Jerrah. He’s Dr. Jeffernut.

Green Mile 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Does the store actually load in a decent manner? That’s all I want.