Not listening. Sticking my fingers in my ears and going ‘lalalalalalalala’.

The first part of the game is so compelling. You make it to the halfway point and it slows down to a crawl.

“Uh, Rumi.”

I am starting to actually work on a method of feeling like I’ve finished games. So, I’m starting with Skyrim: SE and getting all of the achievements.

You need to dumb it down from up there in your ivory tower of academia.

If we don’t get any singleplayer DLC, then it will be completed... with multplayer ARK missions or some form of tie-in comic/book.

20 years? I don’t think cycle times last nearly that long any more. Give it 5-10.

Hey, take that back. Kevin worked hard on that and was proud of it, and was deeply hurt by how bad that turned out.

Also, accrue enough of them in one place and they’ll shut down public schools.

Protip - Press X to JASON!.

As in, ‘they don’t even try and care.’

It also allows you to place blame on someone.

I played Until Dawn with a group of 3 other friends (two non-gamers who picked up the controls pretty quick) in lieu of our usual movie night for about three weeks. Still the most amount of fun we’ve had during the nights, most likely.

Just crumpled against the weight of it all.

I’m gonna be honest. Neither this, nor Tyranny grabbed me beyond their concepts. I tried playing both, but just kinda feel like they fell flat in comparison to what I remember enjoying in isometric RPG’s.

I remember giving some of my money to my older brother to get a Sega Genesis, but I didn’t get a game with that and I never really got into playing it. So, the first game I spent my* money on was in 1997. FF7 was bought for me, but I’m pretty sure I ended up buying Jet Moto with my Christmas gift money.

If anyone wants to pay my $350 pet deposit and subsidize my $25 dollar a month rent increase, I’ll totally get a dog for the exercise.

I feel like I could define this as a unsolicited dick pic.

Word of warning. Translate directly, do not google.

3 minutes before you posted this in the greys, in fact.