That guitar solo... My heart.

This comment made me unreasonably happy. Squick squick squick squick squick

I know I am a cranky old woman, but I chose not to keep watching after what I thought was gratuitous nudity of a child in the first season. Yes, it was just backside nudity, but still. The character was 15 when I saw her naked ass and since I’m not a French author, I quit watching.

God forbid we miss out on addressing some poor dude’s sexual needs.

Agree. And, further, I know a lot of men who are vocal about their disappointment in having only girls. For everything else that gives me pause, on behalf of those daughters, I have really appreciated how Bryant was so visibly proud of his family. 

All I want to know is how much they intend to pay this godsend of a human being who will be raising their children and loving their adult--I couldn’t quite suss out if “Mom” was the single head of the house, or if “Mom” was another adult within the household. Either way, if you need to advertise for the capacity to…

I’m so sorry. Truly.
I have a plan to go and see this movie at a dine-in theater, on an empty stomach, which I fill with alcohol as soon as I sit down. 

...and why it looks like her body fur is connected to her collar, as though you could unlatch the collar and peel off the fur body with it. Ugh.

I won’t be satisfied now unless it is the only ad they play through New Year.

So same. My parent’s were married for 28 years and my father left to marry his girlfriend. It’s been 25 years since that happened. My mother still weeps over the loss.

We should probably write this movie. 

I like trying to guess plot twists of movies I will never see, and I appreciate your spoilery. I had guessed that Kate was dying and in need of a transplant, and would find true love the day of Christmas, but would die on Boxing Day. Close! So close.

While I really enjoyed Fleabag from the start, I do think it’s a work that deserves consideration as a whole. Coming to the end of the first season and looking back over it is a much different experience than taking it episode by episode. But, I watched one episode of Modern Love and noped right out of there, so I…

The slashfic writes itself.

It must be fucking exhausting to be Miley Cyrus.

Nope nope nope nope nope! Won’t sleep now.

I noticed that after I posted mine! I was telling my husband about it last night. All of the scares caused by women seem to be lady-ghosts. The scares caused by men are just...men. I’m betting the lady-ghosts were all done in by men.

I never did speak to him again. Never heard from him again. 

I did not. I convinced myself he was just joking/being mean to balance out what a fickle twit I’d been in high school. I was young and still believed I probably deserved anything thrown at me.

In 1992 I went out to dinner with a guy I had dated all through high school. We hadn’t stayed in touch in college, and it was the first time in a few years we’d gone out. I hadn’t been the best girlfriend in high school, and we had what seemed like a laugh about that. He said, “Honestly, I wouldn’t even consider you a…

This is my living nightmare. I am so afraid of finding out someone is living in my attic or my walls.