3rd Gear: GM Doesn't Owe Retiree Benefits

I don't think she's ever had a good season. If she wasn't a good looking woman who appears in the most random commercials then she would be out of a job.

No, it's really fucking easy to tell.

I'm eagerly FSU's senior day ceremony, where, in gratitude to Detective Angulo, they will be retiring jersey number 5o.

A Big Ten championship ring is like getting an award for raping the most kids.

Sorry, the only country quire I would ever own is the Rally Queen Family Truckster

Might be a nice price to someone, but it's Crack Pipe/Rob Ford to me.

I would slaughter an entire room full of puppies and kittens to get my hands on one of their Broncos.

Yet another argument for the direct-sales model Tesla is lobbying for.

IT'S ALWAYS A GUY IN A FUCKING INFINITI

I submit, for your consideration, the truck from "Jeepers Creepers."

This might seem light, but let's not forget that David Carradine died during his 30-minute suspension.