This again highlights why a planet-wide Prime Directive for Ethical Penis Use and Dick-Pic Distribution is a responsible next step to ensure our species’ survival.

Thank god for Harry Metcalf. I’ve just been setting off a bug bomb in mine and hosing it out.

Great God!

“and, of course, it doesn’t really talk.”

No thanks. Straight to hell, please.

Yeah... Try this link. It always helps me come down from a Coulter-rage.

Lord, yes. That’s a mid-engine Lancia, people!

At 0:08 you’ll notice the car spinning backwards into oncoming traffic. This guy’s tire pressure must have been way more than half a pound off. More like a full pound, or even 2.

Muskrat fever, one of the worst cases I’ve seen.

Panzerwagen!

Manual R107? No. Is legend...

Fascinating case, Dr. Tracy. It seems at first impression to be a common strain of Muskrat fever, but, unusually in these analyses, the driver appears to be symptom free. We do commonly see this COD with the burning phase of automotive Italian influenza (AII).

Third montage scene of a Bond villain origin story? ...It’s either that or Mr. Bean. Hard to tell.

Muskrat fever... I’ve seen it before.

So French... If you hold with the idea that cars have a “face” that expresses an emotion, the 505's is one of superior sort of ennui tinged with disdain and regret, which is unique.

Muskrat fever... It’s becoming a real epidemic.

A relative had one of these back in the day. Ended up trading it in for a Cutlass because whenever women realized it wasn’t a real convertible they lounged around on top of it putting their makeup on. Things sure were different then...

I concur with Steve on the spectacle of a GAU-8 firing on a tank. I got to watch an afternoon of live-fire on an M-60 Patton at the 188th Fighter Wing’s range in Fort Smith, Ark. From my spot up in the range control tower, the overlapping sonic booms of the 30mm shell, the report of the cannon itself and the sound of…

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