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Now that's what I call a Max Read.

To put this in perspective, $8.5m is less than three hours of revenue for Google.

@staticfive: Wrong. It's too thin to be a doorstop.

I don't remember Daisy as being much more than a pretty face. Wasn't Jordan the more interesting character?

Don't try this in the hay barn.

$5.99 will buy a pile of fake rubber vomit, and it's about as entertaining.

I remember a large old wooden fishing vessel docked in the Santa Barbara harbor for quite a few years. One day, my brother and I saw her resting on the bottom with only the cabin, bow, and rigging showing above the waterline. We asked the harbor master what had happened, and he deadpanned, "The termites stopped

How tall is a dead horse? Do we measure it while it lies prone or as if it were still standing? Or do we just call it 3000 hands?

Predictions for the next week:

@Polybius: I'm pretty sure BSOD was a feature of Windows 3.0.

But can it BSOD?

Abe Vigoda weeps.

It's not just for the ladies. Teller took it for a spin and was rendered speechless.