HOLY FUCKING SHIT KOTAKU IS REPORTING ON A REALLY FUCKING POPULAR VIDEO GAME!!!!!!

Fuck you Konami, seriously... FUCK YOU.

I don’t get the hate for True Detective, except that it doesn’t cater to ADHDs and their inability to take in scenes that are developed with tons of mood at a slower pace. Wind yourself down, and breathe in the atmosphere of it. That’s what TD is really good at.

You mean the part you can see without clicking them?

Hope it has real co-op, but doubt it.

-From the article’s first line

One scientist looks at the other. “What happens when the pink bar overtakes the blue bar?”

It’s good that a reasonable compromise was reached, but I think it’s a bit of a shame that something that was so obviously just a joke that wasn’t meant to hurt anyone and was obviously NOT some kind of statement against transgenders got blown this far out of proportion.

He is a guy on skates. In fact, one could even venture to call him a.....

I have the same questions as you, since I've never played it as well, but I've had bad experiences asking those questions to fans of the game.

It's not, Bejeweled is.

I am a Nigerian prince who pays out the winners. Please email me your bank account # and routing # to receive your payment todayish.

Not as sensitive as you are.

"kertos pls"