Or an old Chappelle’s Show sketch.

;)

Says the guy with xXx before and after his name.

Says the guy with xXx before and after his name.

Lol, You must be young enough to have never seen Ryan Reynolds in anything else.

You know he used to be an actor before he became Deadpool, right? Try watching his other movies to get the Deadpool taste out of your mouth and you’ll be fine. 

I believe it was Nobody Noboderson.

Plot twist - The Oompa Loompas are the ones actually in charge and Willy Wonka is just a front man.

How will it deal with the problematic element of a white man enslaving an entire race of orange pygmies?

which one of you fuckers asked for a Willy Wonka origin story

Ew gross on the additional fees. My local theater charges $7.50 for matinee tickets. I can see this working for people who go all the time, but I see about 4-6 movies in theaters max per year. And when I go I bring my 32oz Harkins loyalty cup for a $1.50 refill and sneak in a Chipotle burrito or some dollar candy from…

I miss him and lenny on Law and Order

And here I thought actual Avengers 4 footage leaked. That was a bit of a letdown.

I hate you. Have a star.

“Tobias Whale enjoys a giant shrimp cocktail”

Not even close.

Did someone say “cocaine,” baby?

KINGPIN originated in Spider-Man comics — so it would be a real shame if they DIDN’T put him in a movie with Spider-Man since they’ve got a big-screen level actor like Vincent D’Onofrio already playing the character. I know there’s some weird, behind-the-scenes division between Marvel TV and the Cinematic Universe,…

Will he be digging through the ditches and burning through the witches while slamming in the back of his Dragula?

Monkey Paw: Did you say Black Knight 2? Deal! Out in early 2019 starring

Gone already from the looks of it.  $70+

Gone already from the looks of it.  $70+

This is great news! I can take a quick lunch break now!