if you do please take pictures.

If they had called it F5, that would be refreshing.

Generic Concept Car Complaint Checklist:

Shut up.

I’ve enjoyed every episode of the new show. I don’t know why you all are trying to bitch SO HARD that it’s not what you want. I bet you all are a lot of fun at parties.

Not The F8 of the Furious?  The SVP of Marketing Puns over at Universal really fucked up this time.

Why do I get the feeling that every time I read a GT article on Jalopnik now, I’m reading wannabe movie critics try to talk above their paygrade? To me, TG was never about grandiose missions or purpose or whatever. To me, TG was always about life with cars. Sometimes it was beauty. Sometimes it was, yes, purpose, but…

I guess y’all can afford to be this critical because there has never been a boring, rehashed article written by anyone on this website, right?

Nico Rosberg:
“Since 25 years in racing, it has been my dream, my ‘one thing’ to become Formula One World Champion. Through the hard work, the pain, the sacrifices, this has been my target.And now I’ve made it. I have climbed my mountain, I am on the peak, so this feels right. My strongest emotion right now is deep…

Exactly. I have yet to watch it, but I thought all we wanted was the real TG back. Now that we have what we wanted, we want it to be something different? We got something different with the new TG and hated it.

Seriously, this is the last thing on Earth I’d be whining about right now. I think I can speak on behalf of the VAST majority, I thoroughly enjoyed the Grand Tour and can’t wait to see what’s next.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.