Goodell quickly noted that as it was not Williams’ birthday month, such decorations were a violation of NFL protocol. He fined Williams $10,000, saying Williams is allowed to celebrate in the appropriate month, as long as it is in a way that may be monetized by the NFL. Goodell wished Williams well and said to say…

It is a very tough discipline, don’t get me wrong. Dressage riders have my respect. :).

As a horseman, I will state that dressage sucks, boring, and its rigged. Case in point: 2004 games, the Dutch rider Anky van Grunsven’s horse stepped out of bounds. Even if you know nothing about horse events, you know stepping out of bounds is bad. Anky won the gold. Why? Because she is Anky that is why. She won…

Yep, and apparently all they gotta do to avoid any bacteria is keep their entire head above water. Perfect swimming technique!

“Being Hit by A Car” should’ve been in at around 110. But based on dashcam footage I’ve seen, the Russians should be a lock for the gold in that.

Agreed. You want entertaining to watch you go with swimming, track, and then I’ll give you the open water, this year. Gymnastics to me is like NASCAR. You really only watch it waiting for something really cool to happen. Also I would rather watch the horses be made into glue than see them in the Olympics.

Now, now, it's only about 1 1/2 hours. The other 1 1/2 hours are ads and sob story athlete profiles.

“Olympic Medal Events Ranked:

If you had totally made this up, I would have no idea whatsoever.

The fact that #200-306 isn’t NOBODY CARES EXCEPT THE PARTICIPANTS IMMEDIATE FAMILY AND FRIENDS but rather goes into detail is amazing.

Listen: gymnastics is magnificent. It’s a study in strength, power, agility, and grace. Even with the subjectivity of scoring, the drama of the pursuit of perfection is philosophically entertaining.

Track and Field – Men’s Marathon

1. Bribery

Where’s:

0.) Getting hit by a car and missing the Olympics

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

1.) Swimming in human shit

This list proves my disdain for the world is justified.

What time does your TV show air?

You can choose to watch only the games, hombre.