Hahaha...what’s the matter, feelings? Truth hurt?

Except for the small problem of you not being a firearm owner, I’m guessing?

Seems like a logical progression from cluster bombs if you arm each drone with explosives.

You’re joking, right? Ashley is a hack and a troll. What she does is far from journalism. At best, she is a gossip writer who aims for low hanging fruit to rile up people for clicks. At worst, she is a whiny fearmonger who unfortunately has a following on Gawker who think she is a credible news source.

The white kid was also a minor, and that makes a difference in the court system. He also wasn’t charged as a sex offender, which he most certainly is.

What the fuck are you rambling on about? An episode of Scrubs? This isn’t TV, where the two parties shake hands afterwards. You have obviously been in zero fights. Literally nobody waits around for the consequences after a fight.

The owners act like they invented basketball, when they are like the Nash Suns but actually play defense.

The one takeaway I get is that most Millenials either don’t understand sarcasm, and can’t take a joke.

After reading your entire list, I can assure you #3 is 100% true and likely to happen soon, even in a non-disaster situation.

Wait...did anyone actually think a sitting president was going to ignore the constitution and use kinglike powers to absolve the election for a “do over”?

Oh I agree but this is the world we live in. You can’t say purse because it would be offensive to men. So now it’s a “personal item”. The blame falls on laptops/laptop bags. Which would be fine if people followed the rules, but you will always get some asshole who is bringing a full sized suitcase, plus a large…

The problem is the “personal item” is meant to be a purse, but you can’t say that because it discriminates against men 🙄🙄🙄

Neil thinks the purpose of life is work, and wants everyone to know how much better he is at working.

Their study doesn’t take into account that people are assholes. I fly quite frequently on JetBlue and have started purchasing the “even more space” setting. This is not because I need the legroom as much as it is to get first crack at the overheads. I normally travel with a medium sized gym bag or backpack. There’s…

So much about what you just wrote is laughable. “In my experience (which is minimal) I didn’t want to get drunk so I drank beer, which is alcohol. Shockingly, I got drunk. OMG you guys!”

If you enjoy meeting people, “just not dumb people”, you’re the one who is the dummy. Not saying you have to drink, but if your view of people who have more than 2 drinks is they get dumber with alcohol then you are hanging around with children, not adults.

Never even gotten buzzed?

You don’t go to parties, you go to gatherings.

Actually it’s the opposite. The people writing the articles are young and haven’t reached a level of maturity when it comes to controlling their vices. They come up with arbitrary rules which seem silly to to people who have lived a lot of life.

Oh shut the fuck up. He’s pissed at people like you.