The problem is the “personal item” is meant to be a purse, but you can’t say that because it discriminates against men 🙄🙄🙄

Neil thinks the purpose of life is work, and wants everyone to know how much better he is at working.

Their study doesn’t take into account that people are assholes. I fly quite frequently on JetBlue and have started purchasing the “even more space” setting. This is not because I need the legroom as much as it is to get first crack at the overheads. I normally travel with a medium sized gym bag or backpack. There’s…

So much about what you just wrote is laughable. “In my experience (which is minimal) I didn’t want to get drunk so I drank beer, which is alcohol. Shockingly, I got drunk. OMG you guys!”

If you enjoy meeting people, “just not dumb people”, you’re the one who is the dummy. Not saying you have to drink, but if your view of people who have more than 2 drinks is they get dumber with alcohol then you are hanging around with children, not adults.

Never even gotten buzzed?

You don’t go to parties, you go to gatherings.

Actually it’s the opposite. The people writing the articles are young and haven’t reached a level of maturity when it comes to controlling their vices. They come up with arbitrary rules which seem silly to to people who have lived a lot of life.

Oh shut the fuck up. He’s pissed at people like you.

Oh shut the fuck up. You’re holier than though attitude is proof you don’t get invited to parties where you make have more than 2 drinks.

You’re a judgemental prick.

Because that’s worked out swimmingly so far.

How do you have a job?

Are you not a fan of any one team? Because the memories of the bad beats stick with you just as much as the good times.

I love how the announcers completely ignore it

Wait...JoePa is the biggest piece of shit? Not Sandusky?

Because everyone knows the PSU scandal. At this point it’s shorthand for something terrible, like Columbine or Chernobyl. Everyone knows the details.

Almost 2 decades ago (Sandusky retired in 1999), but why let these kids enjoy a moment right? It was the school that did the raping, blah blah blah

At least Sandusky is in prison?

You call out Trump for no reason other than Gawker credibility, but leave Sandusky, THE ACTUAL CHILD RAPIST off of your list of shout outs?!?