Uh, you realize finding jokes that he relates to and makes him laugh are ultimately what has mad him successful? There may be writers who are perfect for Key & Peele or Amy Schemer that don’t fit his comedy sensibilities. This doesn’t mean Colbert finds the writing unfunny, it’s just not his brand of humor.

I wish I could give this all the stars.

Wow. That is a huge leap from what he actually said. So if he laughs at jokes that have been wrote for him, he should pause and say...wait, is this another white guy?

Unpopular opinion:

Yes we are. I hate everything about the JK, unless it’s been given a ridiculous amount of modifications.

My first reaction was why are we surprised, but that thought quickly changed to why do we care?

Goddamnit Kerry. Shut up with your “hopes”. Enough with the “I don’t want to make anyone angry statement”. Self serving asshole.

Judging by everyone else’s demeanors, my money is on Drew or Leitch

It was a poorly executed parody.

I love all the commentators stating “people need to smarten up, and learn the true meaning of autopilot”

Change the name to “Enhanced Cruise Control”. People hear autopilot and think self-driving.

While it was enjoyable to watch what amounted to a bunch of scared highschool a/v nerds attempting to speak in public for the first time, it was painful to watch. Too many dark crowd shots DURING the actual awards. Almost like...a bunch of scared highschool a/v nerds were in charge of the production.

So now I know 3 people who’ve had Zika. It lasted all of 5 days. We have yet to see deformed baby heads, which should be popping out all over the place as this scare started last summer.

Shouldn’t this be filed to TRACK AND FAILED?

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And this sort of slant isn’t helping.

They lock the beer fridges when they can’t sell beer. I used to work in a convenience store in Texas. It’s the law if you want a license to sell.

I think I’m in love with her

The only way this could be better is if he was wearing 45 instead of 23

This is Jordan joining the Bad Boy Pistons.