“What accounts for the persistence of regular milk?”

Shut up. Jordan retired 18 years ago. Your team has been an also ran at best since then. 7 teams have raised the trophy since then, and they all celebrated differently.

+1 devotion to the pope

Oh go to hell. Eat the same thing everyday and live an unfullfilling life! Why not make it oatmeal? With Kale?

Except, you know, scoreboard.

Yeah, and they are in middle school.

If it’s not you, then you literally have constructed a strawman argument for a fictional person whom you feel the need to defend. Someone who we should all respect, who literally does not exist. Someone who’s entire life is video games and only video games.

It’s not a judgement, so much as it is an observation. You’ll understand once you start paying bills and meeting people outside of your comfort zone. It’s part of growing up.

I’m not bothered. It’s a very simpleminded world view. The type a child might have or somebody with a low IQ.

This is a very sheltered and simpleminded view of life. As others have stated, making a solitary hobby your entire life is not living, it’s merely taking up space until death. This applies to any hobby.

Good thing we have the expert opinions of the Deadspin staff to weigh in on something none of them could ever do. When the most accomplished athlete on staff is Drew Magary, there might be credibility issues.

Because Zika is the new scare that isn’t nearly as bad as they are making it out to be.

I just hope if Ziff Davis media group buys Hawker, that Kotaku doesn’t get folded into IGN the way i09 was taken over by Gizmodo.

A year after learning on Twitter that HBO hired him, Deadspin is clearly still bitter.

TL:DR simplification:

So...the Sports Razzies?

When did Adequate Man become Jezebel Light?

The only way you’ll convince the world to eat bugs will be through worldwide shortages of meat. Now tricking them by giving it a fancy name and using it as an ingredient in a finished product? Hell, we already do that with certain veggies people won’t eat.

No, it’s not important to anyone who’s not in the industry. To the average reader, the answer is HBO & who cares.

Yes people care. Lots of them. And you will too when Gawker is sold and unlike Drew who writes for GQ in addition to Deadspin, this will all come back to bite you as you search for a new job.