lanceharmstrong2
LanceHarmstrong
lanceharmstrong2

I would contend (as a Mopar guy) that the new Camaro is better than the Mustang in most ways. However, I am fairly sure they don’t get the Camaro over there.

Man, Torch, you really found something for a lot of people to be triggered as hell about. I’m getting a good laugh from all the people pissed at you for no reason whatsoever.

It amazes me that Ford and GM are so willing to let Toyota dominate this sport. Sure, “win on Sunday, sell on Monday” may no longer be entirely true, but if I were a Ford or GM exec this would bother the shit out of me. And for all the emphasis on performance and masculinity at Dodge/Ram, you’d think they’d try harder

Geez... whoever photoshopped (airbrushed) that lady needs a basic anatomy lesson, or to at least look at one naked lady.

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please?

Screw that. If you buy a car then it is yours to do with as you wish, and that includes seeing if you can sell it at a profit to someone that wants it more. It is called capitalism.

I wonder how many IT middle managers at Delta are dusting off their disaster recovery submissions for the last few years while waiting for the post-mortem to start.

Hey, look, the fear machine is working, this guy believes the terrorists are causing lightning strikes now. It’s okay though, we’re going to build a wall and the thunderstorms are going to pay for it.

I think the fuel is to blame.

And what the fuck is your problem? I didn’t reply to anyone. I didn’t shit on anything. I threw my two-cents in, same as everyone else on here. So fucking what if it’s not in line with everyone else? You’re the one shitting on things. Get a life, troll.

I honestly loathe this movie. But I also hate Will Ferrell, so that’s probably why. I just don’t think he’s funny. Not as bad as Sandler, but damn I hate him

I did a double-take when I realized that was still in the ‘quoted’ section of the post.

like this?

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I one day plan to write that story!

It grew on the tailgate too.

Well, you’re already confused by calling them spoilers. They aren’t spoilers.

Yes, it’s called surface area and logarithmic scaling.