I seriously think that at this point his entire campaign was designed with the intent to launder donations and generate publicity into a talking-head persona (perhaps into a new TV network with Ailes). He never expected to win, didn’t want to give up any of his questionable business ties or practices, let things bleed…

The best diamonds, that much I can tell you.

Markelle Fultz will provide plenty of bricks for the wall.

Official statement from the Twins also rebuked Arike Ogunbowale for not just dribbling out the clock like a professional with some CLASS.

The only thing dumber than a team thinking it’s fair game to put on a shift to prevent someone from getting a hit, and being upset that someone would try to hit the ball to where the shifting player vacated is that same team not realizing how stupid they will sound complaining about it.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

So what, did you look at the Stephon Clark articles and think “Too challenging for me, better slam my head against the keyboard to make some #thinkpiece drivel!”

Ah, the old Shaggy defense.

its hard to argue with that grandiloquence though, you must admit.

lol

It’s like people can do and say some good AND some bad stuff. I know, weird, right?

A thousand Donald Trumps at a thousand keyboards would never compose tweets that clear, concise, or honest

Manzplaining.

Ben Carson’s days at the White House might be numbered. What incompetent man will replace him?

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Our middle school had a rule that kids couldn’t wear sweat pants (it was the late ‘80s), and 7th grade me thought it was so stupid. I asked my Dad, who was a principal at an elementary school, why, and he just looked at me and said, “Boners.” There has never been a more obvious answer to a question.

This is why I read the comments.

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.