Ben Carson’s days at the White House might be numbered. What incompetent man will replace him?

I look forward to his apology press conference.

Our middle school had a rule that kids couldn’t wear sweat pants (it was the late ‘80s), and 7th grade me thought it was so stupid. I asked my Dad, who was a principal at an elementary school, why, and he just looked at me and said, “Boners.” There has never been a more obvious answer to a question.

And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

This is why I read the comments.

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

No, I’m fucking gorgeous. Get it right.

So one of Trump’s lawyers looks like the spawn of Droopy the dog and Alfred Hitchcock and another looks like Kurt Russell starring in a biopic of Wilford Brimley.

I bet they could beat the Browns

He undoubtedly is and will likely continue to be the victim of cowardly ownership, but I will point out that Kenny Vacarro/Morgan Burnett/Tre Boston/Mike Mitchell are all similarly talented safeties that remain on the board. Not to mention Honey Badger, who is a good step above those guys. There really hasn’t been a…

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

Trudeau obviously knew he was full of shit; in fact, most Canadians know he’s full of shit on this - Canadian media have been covering it ever since 45* started spouting off about the imaginary trade deficit during the campaign. No biggie, just the idiot being the idiot.

Two can play at that game. I’d suggest that Justin Trudeau commence negotiations with Trump to sell Alaska back to the United States.

I didn’t know any flowers represented negative sentiments. I find this kinda funny.

It’s OK, because he’s ugly on the inside, too.

That moral bank went through a recession, got a bailout, and then burned up all the assets.

Pot smokers get more punishment than this guy.

Pretty much yes. Loved that man.