1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

“Were you disappointed that this was not, in fact, Platform 9 3/4?”

...they’re like, “Dude, is this you?” And I’m like, “It’s probably not, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Heartbreaker is worse.

Without even getting into the racial aspect of it, it never would have occurred to me that Harding deserves any sympathy.

He wasn’t faking anything, he really had an injury to his eye. He took a knee on the field because you are allowed to do that when you are injured to get a free timeout. It was immediately apparent, at least to me, that’s what was going on. I’m actually impressed that they did any concussion check at all, when it was…

I would dress up like a muffin every damn day to work.

You’re accurate. I know where we are and what time it is. You and I both know the result of the bigger picture. I’m just nosy. I’m sincerely curious about which words they use to reconcile the self-proclaimed label against their entitlement to constant applause.

This is the worst Giants season of my life and their two wins is still double the win total of the Browns past 33 games.

Also, within those categories, college education moves the needle left every time.

I’d like to thank the Chargers for weaning me off football before every weekend was just a collection horrifying injuries and dog whistle politics. Love you Ryan Leaf.  

1. Yes, his reply is very stupid, especially when he uses right wing sources and talking points.

Kato just wants SOMEONE to use a glove properly.

The right, center, and left are so far to the right of where they traditionally were that there is no home for true liberals—or true centrists, for that matter. The Republican and Democratic parties in this country are now the parties extremist, know-nothing, white supremacists and feckless, do-nothing, center-right…

I’m surprised that 1) this has never happened before and that 2) no one on ABC’s legal team could see this coming from a gazillion miles away.

It’s obviously easy to judge the players as cold unfeeling dickheads or even terrorist sympathizers which is totally possible. But during the Arab Spring, the Saudi propped up monarchy in Bahrain tortured and killed athletes who expressed anything deemed contrary to the will of the government. So I guess my point is…

It’s Green Bay. Nobody locks their doors.

its Lupus