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To unfurl and hold a flag that takes up the full length of a football field, teams are asked to find 150 volunteers.

“I would have replied, of course, with two simple yet profound words—not just from me as a female sportswriter, but from women in sports from across that country that span race, age, sexual orientation, gender identity, religion, and everything else in between.

People falling in love with Jeff Green until the third time they watch him is one of my favorite annual NBA traditions.

Fuckin finally. She’s the best color commentator for national games there is. I really like C-Webb too but Doris is still the best. Reggie Miller, Mark Jackson, the Barry Brothers, they got nothing on Doris.

Questionable food preferences/loyalties aside, I’d much rather live in Cincinnati than Detroit based on what they’ve been doing to revitalize the city, especially their downtown and downtown-adjacent areas.

Just like his Daddy. Crowd him a little bit and he’ll give you a pass. No wonder he could never beat Dale Jr.

Kevin Ware’s is the worst in my opinion but Livingston’s was right up there.

Paul George was pretty awful.

Look at this fucking scumbag:

The fact it came through that loud and clear in an arena of 20,000 people is beyond fucked up.

I have never heard an audible “snap” like that. It sounded like broke a wood dowel right by the camera mic.

The first glimpse I got of this didn’t look so bad. Then I realized his shoe was still entirely on his foot.

Nah. It’s like hoping it snows. You aren’t going to the superintendent of your school district’s house in the middle of the night before freezing temperatures and spraying their yard with water to trick them into thinking it snowed. You’re just hoping the weather does it on its own.

Yeah, it’s crazy that MVP winning quarterbacks get more press than Rookie running backs.

Let’s see if he sticks

I’m expecting a regression, since nothing gets Peterson more motivated than the opportunity to whip some young Bucs.

Boy he really flipped the switch

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

Or with that $80 million could they have possibly improved the ‘high-crime’ area of the city?

Wilt’s involvement in trains is well documented