i gotta hand it to you, tiny - after making that joke, you were russian right the hell out of here.

I am so fucking drunk right now.

I think it’s just old tires.

No, it’s fake moves.

How hard is it to take free money? He inherited an asset that cities, banks, and other rich people want to throw money at?

Millions of more reasons why public financing shouldn’t be used for stadiums. That deal to bring the Raiders back was a joke, especially with the personal seat licenses which was a complete bomb. Then again, knowing Al Davis he probably planned it that way too knowing that Oakland would be on the hook no matter what.

A Black Hole of debt, if you will.

Whoa whoa whoa... wait...

Getting Hit By a Car is definitely better than Moscow Mule

10. Salt & Vinegar
11. Jalapeño

Part of UK fans’ devotion to Cal and the system is that it’s stoked by all the people who “hate” it for no legitimate reason. Why do you hate it? What do you care how an adult wants to enter his vocation? Cal is helping his players reach their potential, which is the point of college basketball and college in general,…

Are you honestly going to fire your hall-of-fame coach who wins your conference every year because he doesn’t win a title in the strangeness that is March Madness? It would be like Kansas firing bill self. It might make sense professionally, but not in college.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

I hope PR makes a comeback. They are more fun and unlike the US, their flag is not backwards on the uniforms. Also, the commentators are so biased toward the US team.

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

Bet it’s not just fun they want American kids to grow up hating.

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