I was going to go with “4th and dong.”

And it being Buffalo...

Excellent job by the referee to avoid illegal touching.

If it’s a foot, Rex Ryan will always run for it.

Bring out the chains. Might as well get a measurement.

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This needs to become a tradition. Like the octopus in Detroit.

Nice to see Roger Goodell finally show up at a Pats game

“Just the tip” drill

Good call. You don’t pick dildos up off the ground if you don’t know where they’ve been.

I’m counting on Deadspin’s journalistic chops to track down the video of where that dildo spent the rest of the day.

It being Buffalo, that was probably a used dildo. I think that’s a safe assumption to make.

After a penalty it put Buffalo in a third and schlong situation.

He was hit earlier by a pass intended for Deandre Hopkins.

NOT PICTURED: The eight penalty flags that would have been on the field if Alex Smith were named Peyton Manning

The Sixers realized that they don’t matter.

Both fans in attendance during the anthem were confused.

More like Andrew Bigot, amirite???