So you’re saying they were using the helicopter to deploy lure modules and “walk” around by slowly hovering, in order to catch them all?

how about mine:

Former HR Manager/Claims for a valet company, here’s some claims I had to handle that our valets managed to land us:

1. DMC (Detroit Medical Center), had the fiberglass roof sheared off of conversion vans because staff did not pay attention and went into the parking garage when there was a 6ft ceiling. Usually, these…

I was a valet once upon a time at a hotel while I was in college. One of my duties was also shuttle driver. This wouldn’t be so bad except the shuttle was a 15 y.o. full size ford van with seating for ~11 that hadn’t been maintained. Oh, it was a 2wd in a ski resort town where the average snow fall on the mountain was…

the officer noticed the driver’s concealed weapon license and asked him to surrender his firearm for safety.

You’re making me feel really old talking about a 2003 as an “old car”.

If you can wrench on it yourself it really won’t be any worse than a typical BMW or Jag of the era. Speaking of BMW, you’ll see a lot of BMW parts in it, since they had a pretty big hand in supplying the parts for it. For example, the climate control unit in the Arnage is lifted straight out of an E38 7 series, but…

James May’s very first appearance, in season 2 of the “new” Top Gear, was about how the Bentley he bought himself ruined his life. I think my favorite line in it went something like “every time I look at it, it kicks me in the head and runs off with my wallet”. I can’t find the clip from it right now, but here’s fun…

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