I’ve boycotted all of the Pirates movies so far, on the grounds that they suck.

I love the magicians and their don’t give a fuck attitude. Mostly with real world snipes at people.

So how long until Disney just reboots the whole franchise and gives us the Adventures of Young Jack Sparrow with a hip new kid actor with way less baggage and we all forget Johnny Depp was ever a thing.

There’s also this pervasive notion that compromise = settling. If you have to modify one behavior, or that if your partner can’t modify something about them, then you’re settling for the less than. She won’t look hot for me? I’m not settling! He’s perfect except that he won’t participate in my interests? Settling!

I dunno. The Rock is literally the poster boy for that “American Dream”. I’m sure him telling his story of how he only had $7 to his name and then worked his way to one of Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World would appeal to a lot of people.

Anyone what knows their ass from a hole in the ground realizes that Reagan was a traitorous shitbag who spent the 80s with one thumb up his ass and the other on speed dial to Iran; anyone that feels the Reagan administration represented the halcyon days of conservatism can go straight to the airport and suck all the…

It is also a measure of how dissaffected Americans are with their leaders in general. Many people voted for Trump because they felt his lack of experience would be an asset. The logic goes that if you have been in the political system for decades you are already beholden to many special interests and will represent…

Remember that guy that ran the country in the 80s who like half the country considers to be the greatest President of all time? What did he do before he got into politics?

I agree, and anyone who hasn’t served in some lower-level capacity should be roundly rejected by voters. Reagan at least served as a state governor before he got the presidency. But this is where we are now. We can never again underestimate the people to elect someone who is wholly unqualified to be president. That…

This is where we are now as a country. Unfortunately, while I have hope that Gen Xers (my generation) and Millennials will inject some sanity back into politics, I honestly don’t know if that is going to happen. What I do know—and it pains me to say this because it’s my parents’ generation—is that Baby Boomers need to…

I think doing the governor bit would help, but there is a lot of experience that would help, but isn’t a requirement i.e. military service.

Their chosen profession is not so much of an issue for me (we are supposed to be living in a democracy after all, so everyone’s voice counts) it’s that these people who are not in politics want to gun straight for the highest office in the land. You should at least be required to have represented a community in…

First off, Trump is NOT an actor. He’s just a weird character that’s done some ‘reality’ TV & appeared as himself in movies like, Ghosts Can’t Do It (yes, that is a real movie; and, yes, it’s very unfortunate). Second, it’s just nice to think about (almost) ANYBODY else being POTUS. Finally, it’s a joke. Ya know, SNL?…

Also, how on earth do you not spend every single moment kissing those darling little fingers? And those perfect little knees? Baby knees and fingers are so darned cute. Congratulations!

**Catalina update**

It’s very annoying when anyone bashes millenials, usually they bash us for stupid reasons (looking at you, dad)

Good job Pro-Lifers! You just made sure that there will be more abortions because there will be no Planned Parenthood to help women in those areas with birth control and family planning... You fucking idiots.

I’m happy to hear the northern Colorado PP (the one I assume is serving most WY women) will stay open. That was the only place I could get exams and birth control when I was in college, and most of the other women in my dorm went there too because it was close by and inexpensive.

The one that won was genetically modified. He’s really a Cheetocabra. Very rare!

I did not know Chupacabras were real until one ran for President and won.