This improved the quality of my life.

White space is not a bad thing. Leaving some allows the interviewer room to take notes, and allows the resume to breathe a little bit. You don't want to consume every square centimeter of whitespace with text that has to be read.

Oxi-Clean is the king of label removal. I have done thousands of bottles with it. I used to batches in 60 gallon barrels. Labels slide off in one piece and usually leave no residue at all.

This hack is untrue. It does not work. Check out CrazyRussianHacker on YouTube. He demonstrates it's false. This hack makes ZERO sense. How on earth would water stop fat melting under heat? Fat melting away is why it shrinks.

You should really watch the video.

We can't even trust trained professionals to use guns responsibly. Can someone please explain to me why we should all be carrying concealed weapons?

Nothing is going to beat this trailer.

16-bit gaming lives: Here's the latest trailer for Chasm, the Diablolike Metroidlike Castlevanialike Zeldalike retro-ish indie platformer for PC. It shows off the Catacombs level and is basically thirty seconds of pure awesome. Go watch it. And maybe check out the new website for more info.

Kill Marry Kill

After they shut down our beloved Reader...EVIL

Dat music.

DON'T self publish. I've read many many self published books. There's a reason publishers aren't interested in publishing your magnum opus. It sucks. It won't sell. It's terrible. You can't write. Your plot isn't original and has already been an episode of The Simpsons, Twilight Zone, Gilligan's Island, and…

All the characters had their own weapons that they could use seemingly whenever they wanted. Mario and Luigi could both use the star, while say Donkey Kong would throw banana peels.

I think I can help you...chocolate toothpaste: Theodent. A toothpaste that can be swallowed and tastes like chocolate because it's derived from cocoa.

Kotaku has a very poor sense of humour with anything regarding themselves, gawker, their editors, or Kinja, I made a joke last week that got me "Greyed Out" they didn't take too kindly to it.

The PC version only comes in third because the definitive version wasn't released for the PC. Which it easily could have and taken the top spot.

Vote: VLC
Why: so far it opens everything I throw at it. (Period)

Because there would be literally nothing to do.