I can't wait to find out if Han shot first.

I ask myself that every day when reading Kotaku.

You know how I avoid trouble with the police?

Shouldn't this get folded back into the article?

freeze quakes, polar vortex, coldmageddon, winter grundle punch, ice murder, frostitutes

Turns out, it was there because Amazon shot a commercial in the coffeeshop across the street: https://twitter.com/AncoraCoffee/s…

A good way to ruin skiis. Maybe she needed am excuse to get a new pair.

Pretty sure they're talking about the width. They aren't kidding...it almost stretches across the entire sidewalk!

No one speaks to His Majesty that way, console peasant.

Just so we're all clear, this camera isn't made by "Polaroid". The Polaroid Corporation disappeared in 2001 bankruptcy proceedings. Remaining assets and the name have changed hands many times since then. The Summit Global Group presently has rights to the name, and is marketing Polaroid branded cameras like this one.…

Okay I can't be the only one seeing both Simon Pegg and Chloë Grace Moretz...

If is for absolute from zero beginners, even (or specially) children, my first approach would be Scratch. Think on it as Logo on steroids, you can play with it for a while, testing small animations, checking the examples, and playing with loops, variables and so on in a very visual way. Then (after a few fun days of…

"[...] gloss over some huge things [...]

The psychological damage of a young person seeing an unclothed human being.

I really don't get all of this handwringing about G+. It's not awful, it's all free, and a central hub for Google's services makes sense.

You could make your own butter... I remember in fourth grade going on school trip to a cabin and they taught us how to churn butter... that was the best damn butter I ever had...

what?

Hey, this scared the shit out of me. It's so grotesque and creepy at the same time...

Something makes me think you would be a terrible businessman

I'll just leave this here