You need to ask the right question :

You can't fool me Phil, I know it's you.

Maybe the unlocking of his powers also unlocked an overload of estrogens.

Lighthing his path with both a flare and a cellphone, this guy doesn't fuck around.

Hackers on steroids, surely.

Never heard of it.

B-but what if I want my door opened only halfway?

And here's Santa after the kiddos showed up.

"[...] gloss over some huge things [...]

But butter is pretty fucking expensive, which sucks because I use this stuff in everything I make.

I... n-no, it can't be.

My daughter is 10 months old and she's been sleeping from 7 pm to 7 am with no waking up since she was like 6 months old.

I wish my Prius had a lambda light.

But you have to wait like a whole day.

I softmodded my Wii.

Holy bloom, Batman.

Losing my pokémons is the worst thing that could come out of a natural disaster.

Shh, he doesn't know that.

No, no we don't.