He's offering a FPS playthrough of the game.

Indeed we do.

He's got the micro.

"relatively healthy treat"

But I don't befriend people, I hate people.

Ain't gonna taff no more.

(there's another image at the bottom of the article)

Well well, Stephen Totilo's Mii has much more hair and much less forhead than the real Stephen Totilo.

That's just because you can't see Gordon Freeman, Half-Life's not in third person view.

There, I fixed the heading.

You use this?

(fucking germans)

Watch?

That was so bad it gave me cancer.

That's actually kind of sad.

I'm in Canada and I really like the microbreweries we have here.

Now imagine if CD Projekt RED brewed their own beer.

Well it does actually kind of makes sense.

There's one thing that Mario says in Mario 64 that I never understood.
(ok the first time I played Mario 64 I was 10 years old and pretty much understood nothing of english).

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