"Every Starbucks experience for her has been coupled with fear and anticipation."

At realease it was a complete mess (but it was expected).

Yeah, I worked at around 90 km from home.

The Black Mesa mug is my official mug.

I lost my job three weeks ago.

In it you can fire bullets which bounce, and when they bounce, a specific glockenspiel note is played.

Whoever uses unsalted butter for anything is a heathen and should be treated as such.

"Kevin isn’t prone to onion-induced crying"

My near 30 years old male ears did not register the tambourine sound at all.

Become a canadian citizen.

Most excellent.

That trailer made me shed a manly tear for those times long gone.

Tutorial : "crouch to activate quadriceps and challenge your sense of balance".

brb, Googlin'.

Sorry, I'm still staring at her tits.

I wasn't sure what shirt garters were.

That is actually pretty awesome.

Can someone explain to me why they say "80 proof" when talking about "40%" alcohol?

I hate Reddit and never go there, so if something actually interesting is posted there (very rare occurence), well I'm glad it's reposted on Kotaku because otherwise I wouldn't know about it.

"get over my hate of mouse and keyboard games"