Not so much, no.

What?

But Bill Nighy didn't wear any prosthetics in Pirates. That was all CGI.

"Can we have hierarchy without oppression?"

"I made the bald man cry" is now one of my favorite euphemisms.

Personally, I find the ability to detect sarcasm quite attractive, but not completely essential.

Yeah. My thoughts exactly.

Ah, Patrick Nagel and the X-Men — two of the great icons of my formative years. I sometimes miss the '80s. Then I come to my senses.

Well, there is the fact that Dexter is a fictional character. So, there's that.

"I know I'm not alone in thinking that Starship Troopers is a masterpiece."

I'm curious as to the seeming connection between bedwetting and serial killers that I've heard about.

Does this explain why girls like bad boys, and nice guys get stuck in the "good friend" category? So, all those years trying to be a nice guy, I was just screwing myself?

And hairy! Don't forget hairy. Huge and hairy.

Hey, folks, could we move this up a few days? I've got a hellatious project due next week and it would really be nice if the world ended before I had to do all that work rather than right after.

Am I the only person who thought the whole "HG Wells was a woman thing" was stupid? I guess so. (Still, a whole show with Jaime Murray? Hmmm....)

Cecil Adams at the Straight Dope had a column on this a few weeks ago.

I generally agree with the review. Pitch Black was basically an Aliens ripoff that was saved from complete mediocrity by Riddick. Good fun. The Chronicles of Riddick, though, was such a radical departure that the Riddick character from Pitch Black seemed out of place, going from fairly straight up near-future space…

Geeky nitpick of the day: Westeros is the name of the continent. The name of the country is the Seven Kingdoms.

You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!

Maybe it's just me, but in the picture of Lex in the head, he seems to be saying, "I drink your milkshake!" I don't know why.