Guys, I’ve been so wedding crazy lately, I don’t know what is wrong with me. Since we don’t have I Thee Dread anymore (RIP), will you tell me all about your weddings? Where did you have them? What did you do? How much did it cost? How the hell does anyone pay for a wedding? How did you deal with the fact that you’re…

If having tits means you can’t be a feminist, I don’t even know what to say.

Alabama. To them Beauty & The Beast is a cautionary tale about interracial relationships

My mother, a well-educated Republican lady who leaned toward “bad boys” for husbands, would wax poetic about Bill Clinton and his “look” after a couple of glasses of wine. She would go on about his sensual lower lip, that way he had of looking up under his eyebrows, his lip-bite smile ... she was absolutely smitten…

specifically about which way his chad hangs?

I used it as an opportunity to tell her I was sexually assaulted by she someone she knew, and asked her if she wanted to defend him too.

His fees DEFINITELY were paid. I brought this up with a friend whose siblings attend St. Paul’s, assuming she’d be sympathetic with a 15 year old rape victim... but nope, she proudly said her family and many other families paid for Labrie’s fees and ostracized Chessy.

Fuck everyone who voted for Casey Affleck too

I’m stress eating. Who else is?

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

You just fucking know DeVos got into her van after this and said to an aide “I just don’t understand why they don’t like me”

I honestly half-expected either Peter Thiel or Alberto Gonzalez. At the very least, this guy is a judge. The question is, will he go to the opera with RBG? And also, will he die in his sleep? 

Boston march! The event planners weren’t able to plan for the extra 50K+ people that turned out, so that meant an extra two hours before marching started... but it was so beautiful! The sun came out after Elizabeth Warren, Marty Walsh, and Maura Healey spoke, and Savannah Fox Tree (a First Nations woman) sang an…

she knows Herr Drumpf tried to get Tiffany aborted, right?

The abortion rate is currently at its lowest point since Roe v Wade passed. Because we had Planned Parenthood and access for free birth control.

They were there to reclaim feminism for the anti-abortion movement, to use the language of feminism, but to recenter on “pre-born” women and the abortion industry. “We’re marching for the pre-born,” Lori told Jezebel. Both of them were unhappy about the unapologetically pro-choice stance of the Women’s March.

The Crown (uh, OK?)

Lisa Eldridge tutorials on YouTube. She’s a pro and actually teaches stuff, not just does her makeup in front of the camera. And her looks are very wearable.

Introspection typically isn’t something associated with organized religion. 

NO NO NO NO NO.