He addresses this in the WSJ article ... he's not really fluent in Spanish, just picked up a few phrases to relate to Latin players, on the basis of feeling some camaraderie as a foreigner in the US. When he gives interviews, he says presumably the interviewer would rather know his thoughts than hear his English, so…

I hope in someone's biography down the line we get a glimpse of his supposedly notorious pre-game smack talk speeches he'd deliver in English at All Star games. I think it was Ortiz who said it had to be heard to be believed.

Pat Tabler: "Melky lives in Tampa too so that's surprising..."

Would have never survived this

Melky needs a thunder buddy.

Here's the same dog..

And running on jagged rocks to get there

You have to appreciate the lack of giving-a-shit that dogs have with stuff like running through that group of people towards the end.

Have you ever even been close to pure, single-minded joy?

Seriously? "I'm" and then your full name? If you can't say that, you're a fucking moron.

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking.

Not defending Floyd

Yeah, like Ward not getting out of the vehicle. I don't know how you can take Stewart to task for not being cautious enough when he was clearly driving at the same pace as all the other vehicles during the caution flag. He was just the only one who had a person jump out in front of him while he was driving.

There's an interview with the driver behind Stewart that said there was nothing Stewart or anyone could have done to avoid what happened. Visibility was low, the guy was wearing black, Stewart's vision was partially blocked by the car in front of him. He said from his pov, Stewart did all that was possible to avoid…

DISRE2PECTFUL.