Well, those are just regular Black people rules.

That reminds me of something a friend of mine once told me. There are only two kinds of people on a desert islands. The useful ones, who will aid in the survival of the group, because they got skills, and the ones whose only use is fuel for the first group.

There’s a show I like to watch about heaven and hell. One of the rules of hell is that the demons will stop torturing you, if you agree to torture others. Once you agree to torture others to save yourself, you cease to be a “good guy”. You become one of the demons. It’s how they’re created.

Yes, this☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

Basically!

I have these every couple of months or so. I do what you do which I say just ride it out. Fortunately I’ve never had one in a public place, like the car, though. I can attest. I actually do feel like I’m dying, sweating, heart palpitations. The whole thing.

You know it’s all about domination and oneupmanship with them. They can’t a simple thing like eating dinner, or putting on ones clothing into an opportunity to compete with someone. They’re so pathological with that, they can’t even imagine fantasy worlds without it.

Peak Whitness is not believing you have to read, because you know everything you need to know. I swear, this is a true thing some white guy said to me at college.

I was about to object, but had to stop and think for a minute, and yeah, I see your point. I didn’t grow up in an exceptionally violent environment, but I still have anxiety issues about violence. If I see people looking tense, or anybody yelling, I’m out! I can’t stand it. Also I hate confrontation. (I can do it but…

Same here! I grew up in the hood, but when I tell people I’ve had a calm, and rather sheltered, and middle class lifestyle, they give me all kinds of disbelieving looks. My mom might have been poor but all 10 of her sisters and brothers were middle class, so I grew up middle class kinda by osmosis. I was supported and…

You know the rules! If one black person sees it, we all gotta see it 😂😂😂

Omg!!! That last one got me!

So basically this

This!!!☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

His whole attitude was, “When y’all leavin’? Y’all gone need to get the f**k up out of here!” 😂😂😂😂

His whole attitude was, “When y’all leavin’? Y’all gone need to get the f**k up out of here!” 😂😂😂😂

Nobody wants Dolt’s sloppy seconds...

Yeah, that last one is my mantra...

Hell, them kids got that million yard stare like they done seent/been in some sh*t! They ain’t got nan bit of patience left for his sorry a$$!

Successfully faking being Black requires KNOWING about blackness in a way these people will NEVER understand or know. They can’t. They’re too busy engaging in Whiteness. Once you KNOW about Blackness, a certain kind of way, then it’s also almost impossible to spout that kind of b.s., with a straight face.