Your title reminded me of this wonderful scene from Mr. Roberts

Presumably “one-time” is meant as “in the past” rather than an actual tally.

Seven billion tickets..... So, anything from the middle shelf.

That’s odd. I expected $10,001.

Mr Brown would tell you it’s not a unitasker because you can cut brownies and candy and all sorts of other stuff with it.  

Glad somebody mentioned that, a really terrific piece of work, and amazingly almost entirely shot in London.

I’m looking forward to seeing how this film treats the subject vs 1999's RKO 281, which was excellent in so many ways ...

Keith Raniere, Your Company’s Computer Guy

Stir it up, fifteen times.

To give the devil their due, nexium really helped me with my acid reflux.

Hell of a group of contenders here...

I think you are correct

This sounds glorious!

I’m more a butter-only grits kind of guy, and far from a lover of cheese — but people who love to hate on Velveeta’s processed nature and “it’s not even cheese” really need to pick a different hill to die on. 

Velveeta makes things yummy.

The superior processed cheese product for grits used to be Kraft Garlic Cheese, now, disappointingly, discontinued. Currently I tend to mix Kraft Old English Spread with a head of roasted garlic. I find Velveeta and Cheez Whiz to be a little too fluid.

I’m really hoping someone buys up Quibi’s library when it goes belly up and puts this on a platform where people will watch it.

Back in highschool we were one of the first schools in the area to require all students and staff to wear picture IDs on the campus. My older brother worked in the schools IT department at the time, so he had “test ID” created that was just a picture of a chair. Anytime I came to school and forgot my ID(which scored…

Until you find me a mug as big as my bowl, you can just keep this incredibly bad take to yourself.

I can think of a big one that merits adding to this list:

And now, my top ten favorite game show hosts of all time: