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Aveda air control is amazing. It’s light, but powerful, and it smells amazing. Expensive, but worth it.

Big Sexy Hair Spray & Play (and occasionally the Spray & Play Harder). I’ve tried so many hair sprays over the years and BSH is hands down the best: it holds, it doesn’t stink, it isn’t crunchy, and it lasts. Every time I try something new, I end up mad and going back to buy the BSH.

Big Sexy Hair Spray & Play (and occasionally the Spray & Play Harder). I’ve tried so many hair sprays over the years…

Your screen name is accurate.

“That’s not to be like ‘look at how cool I am!’”

huh?

Oh but then where would be the fun if he wasn’t allowed to at least attempt to police our behavior?

But why keep it all hypothetical? When there’s a funny man-on-woman murder, make a good joke about it! That will give a much better measure of how different the reaction is than assertions about what people *would* do.

I’d be surprised if there was no difference in reaction, but I don’t think it would be as huge a…

because 99.9% of the time it’s the man killing the woman.

I did actually skim the murder articles. Male murderers lacked creativity and unorthodox methods. Funniest one I saw (still lackluster) was the “Master Bob” one I linked above, and that had its fair share of jokes.

Believe me, I’m no gymanst.

First, I already said I don’t find them funny.

Same logic of “man bites dog” being more interesting and subject to jokes than “dog bites man”.

You asked. I answered. Be a dear and show yourself out.

I dunno, several jokes in this comments section:

I agree with you that the jokes here are in extremely bad taste. However, the explanation could simply be that it’s disturbingly common for women to be killed by men who couldn’t take a no, whereas the murder of a man by a psychopathic girlfriend/wife is extremely uncommon.

I disagree. The joke is just as funny as if the roles were reversed. The point isn't that a man is dead; it's that he's dead after BEING UP A CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE. You see? That's the punchline. It's an actual thing just like the old saying. That's why it's funny. It's a funny situation.

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

Trump and his side-piece, photographed after a recent rally.

I am just as confused as you are.

This is so confusing to me. I wear yoga pants to yoga, sweat my ass off, toss them in the hamper when I get home, and do laundry 5 days later. They’ve never smelled like anything different than all my other clothes. Are other people doing something weird? Do I have magical sweat glands? What’s the deal here?

give your wife my condolences, please.