Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

I have it on very good authority from Strawberry Shortcake that Blueberry Muffin’s vagina* does, in fact, taste like blueberry.

I think “catastrophically stupid” is my new go-to descriptor for all of this right-wing Bible-thumping dumbshittery we’ve been seeing lately.

I’m going to be “that person”... That’s clearly a Hyundai, not a Jeep. :/

But I still want to give Donnie a hug, and kick those poachers in the balls.