FLORIDA. welp nothing to see here folks.

LMAO. You earned this star today.

“The incident all seemed to unfold, according to the Post, because the driver did not have an iPhone charger.”

I have a feeling that nominations for men would dominate a best acting category if it was open to everyone. But I do like that they will let a person submit themselves into either category for whatever reason.

do you want someone who beats their partner teaching your children?

“After bill supporter Rep. John Bennett (R) stated that “abortion offends God, plain and simple” during a debate on the House floor on March 21"

“America First: A Budget Blueprint to Make America Great Again”

the sad part is he only got mad when Trump insulted his wife’s looks.

because people need disability, healthcare, and welfare to survive unlike i don’t know...SILENCERS ON THEIR GUNS. Like do you even hear yourself?

or they could buy a pair of $5 earplugs?

“I feel like more black people were afraid of Macklemore being a good rapper, about what that meant, then actually thought Macklemore was bad…” - ItsaMeWalLuigi

the worst is that they say “we don’t know enough” about global warming, but they believe that God and the Bible are tried and true facts.

“DMX Nominated for Secretary of Defense”

WOW. This is ridiculous.

What in the Helicopter Parent hell?

they’re not that great.

Kate Upton is not special enough to warrant all 3 covers.

this person is 31? LMFAO.

This may be the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Thank you!

he looks like he enjoys the smell of his own farts.